From across the mists of time and down from the dizzying heights of the Himalayan mountains comes Mad Master Kureiji, carrying a wondrous potion inspired by the Spirit of the Bee. Formed from the world’s primal elements like Wind, Fire — and all those kinds of things, Mad Buzz Energy will rocket you into the stratosphere. If you got any higher, it would be illegal!
This delicious energy drink contains 10 grams of pure, potent mad honey, sourced sustainably from local Nepali honey hunters. Its content is tested for purity and consistent dosage. Used for millennia by local villagers, mad honey expands the mind in wonderful and unexpected ways. We can guarantee you’ve never tried an energy drink like this!
With strong monkey magic infused into every sip, you’ll be soaring among the clouds; You’ll feel the Mad Buzz Energy rippling through your awareness, blazing outward like tendrils of lightning between your hands. Your mind will be as clear as the clearest sky while buzzing with power like the heart of the storm.
Mad Buzz Energy is the perfect potion whenever you need a quick energy boost paired with a warm, euphoric “high” and a clear, focused, confident mind. Be the best version of yourself when it counts. Don’t let the forces of darkness guide your destiny. Grab a Mad Buzz Energy and get ready to do the impossible!
You — drink it! Have you forgotten your training? The answer is inside of you! Close your eyes, set your goal, focus your will, and then drink in the power. The mad honey energy will take hold of your mind, removing fear and taming worry while granting you vision beyond vision. The limits you place on yourself will float away, like a lily on the water.
But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Master Kureiji would tell his disciples that the crane who eats his share is happy indeed, but the one who overeats is food for the crocodile. Until you know your limits, don’t consume more than one Mad Buzz Energy drink per day. Mad Honey is a powerful teacher and healer, but too much can be unpleasant. Be the wise crane!
Master Kureiji spent decades laboring over his elixir — tweaking the elements, reciting the incantations, tapping into ancient magic — to create the most mind-blowing energy drink in this dimension or any other. We’re so sure you’ll love the results, we’ll be happy to refund your purchase price if it doesn’t live up to your expectations. See our refund policy for more information.
Mad honey has been an essential part of Nepali culture for thousands of years. When used properly from a trusted source, it’s a safe, effective way to boost your mood and reveal the secrets of existence. So see things that no one else can see and do things that no one else can do. It is your destiny!
Do not use this product if you are pregnant or nursing. Do not consume this product if you are taking any prescription drug and/or have any medical condition. The user of this product assumes all liability If this product is used in a manner not consistent with Mad Honey store guidelines. Some products contain caffeine and should not be used with any other caffeine containing products. This product is intended for use by healthy individuals only. This product should not be taken by anyone under the age of 18. Keep out of reach of children.
Do not exceed 100 ml of Mad Buzz in any 24-hour period.
These statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.