The Concentrated Magic of Mad Buzz in its Native Honey Form
When Mad Master Kureiji created his Mad Buzz Energy elixir, he tapped the potent power of pure Nepalese mad honey. Now, with Mad Buzz Honey, you can enjoy the benefits of this wondrous, mind-expanding honey in its raw form — it’s a pouch filled with mad honey. You squeeze it into your mouth and blow your mind.
Each pouch of Mad Buzz Honey contains 20 grams of genuine, potent mad honey. We purchase our mad honey from trusted, local Nepali honey hunters and test it to guarantee consistent purity and potency. You won’t find finer mad honey in this realm of existence or any other.
It’s the highest you can get without being arrested! Mad honey focuses and widens the mind. Like a katana slicing the air, your thoughts are sharp, fast, and effortless. Anxiety melts into the background, replaced by a calm confidence that strengthens the will and prepares you for whatever your day or evil extra-dimensional forces might throw at you.
How to Use Mad Buzz Honey
Do not concern yourself with the how, young grasshopper. The how is a simple matter. Just grasp the Mad Buzz Honey pouch, unscrew the cap, and squeeze its contents into your mouth. The mad honey will slide easily down your throat, reach up through your spine, and bathe your brain in primordial energies.
Like lightning leaping between clouds, your mind will awaken to new possibilities. You’ll view the world with fresh eyes, and the anxieties and worries that kept you from truly expressing yourself will evaporate like steam from a cup of tea.
However, with great power comes great responsibility. Master Kureiji would tell his disciples that the crane who eats his share is happy indeed, but the one who overeats is food for the crocodile. Until you know your limits, don’t consume more than one Mad Buzz Honey a day. Mad Honey is a powerful teacher and healer, but too much can be unpleasant. Be the wise crane!
Master Kureiji spent decades laboring over his elixir — tweaking the elements, reciting the incantations, tapping into ancient magic — We’re so sure you’ll love the results, we’ll be happy to refund your purchase price if it doesn’t live up to your expectations. See our refund policy for more information.
Mad honey has been an essential part of Nepali culture for thousands of years. When used properly from a trusted source, it’s a safe, effective way to boost your mood and reveal the secrets of existence. So see things that no one else can see and do things that no one else can do. It is your destiny!
Mad Honey Guidelines
Do not use this product if you are pregnant or nursing. Do not consume this product if you are taking any prescription drug and/or have any medical condition. The user of this product assumes all liability If this product is used in a manner not consistent with Mad Honey store guidelines. This product is intended for use by healthy individuals only. This product should not be taken by anyone under the age of 18. Keep out of reach of children.
Do not exceed 20 grams of Mad Honey in any 24-hour period.
These statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.